The Perfect Fit

I've resided on this adoptive planet of mine for quite a little while now, and compared to all the other beings in other far and distant planets I’ve had the pleasure of passing through, I’ve discovered that you earthlings mainly stand out because of one major thing, other than greed and insurmountable stupidity of course, it's the one thing that really drives you to keep pushing and doing whatever it is you usually do, it's synonymous with the hormone oxytocin, you call it love i think... And yes, there are other planets with beings on them, you didn't possibly think that you humans were the only kind of intelligence that existed in the whole universe now did you? Hehe please, get over yourselves, see that's the problem with you humans you're self-centered narcissists who think the universe revolves around them, no wonder the Zorbits of planet Zorb don't like you... get off your high horse and climb a pony. Anyway this love issue, shall we dissect it further? I think we shall

Some magazines say the average person falls in love at least 6 times in their lifetime, i beg to differ, you only ever really fall in love once and i hope that by the end of this little rant of mine i would've made my point. You see, in order to understand this whole love issue, we need to go back, way back... Back into time, the beginning of time to be exact, there was this guy, across the whole universe he's affectionately known as God, but for us who know him on a personal level we call him Big G, i mean this guy is so edgy that he actually created creation itself (i wonder if he has a blog)... Anyway, during our voyages of discovery the McCools came across something that was paradigm shifting, not even the Bible had this. Our then leader of the 4th brigade commander McCool discovered a scroll hidden deep under the glacial ice-sheets of Antarctica... It was Big G's diary entry; i think he's coming out with a novel or something. Now what you're about to read has never ever been read by anyone outside of the McCool clan before, these are his exact words...

Creator's Log 04-10:
So I’m chilling on my throne and I’m looking at earth, not bad at all, Adam and Eve seem to be getting along well, eish i just hope they don't touch that fruit, but all in all i think i did a good job with them, especially by adding love to the mixture which was a tad bit tricky, i wonder if they'll even ever understand what i did there: you see, when i took Adam's rib to create Eve, i was actually breaking down a puzzle of sorts, one of the coolest puzzles I’ve ever made actually, just like every puzzle piece is unique and will only fit in its rightful place, so will a rib only fit into its rightful ribcage, some puzzle pieces will come very close but if it's not the right one, then it won't fit, that's why they'll fall in love or will "think" they're in love until they're actually in love, no puzzle piece is like the other, so it can only ever really happen once. So all in all, i took one soul broke it in half, let those halves wander the world until, like metal and magnate, they find a way to each other, hence soul mates :-). Anyway, I’ve made earth and people and what not and now i have to undertake my greatest creation, i must create a new species of beings... But what shall i call them, it has to be a name that is both classy, awesome and cool all at the same time... I've got it!!! I'll call them... The McCools!!! Anyway, it's been a long day and i need my rest, until tomorrow then."

Well there you have it folks, God said it, you can only ever really fall in love once and when it happens, you'll know it... Except for the McCools, our kind was not created for one; we belong to world, the universe, forever destined to wander vast galaxies with a sense of adventure and awesomeness as our only companions. With that case being closed, i bid you adieu, peace in the middle-east.
P.S: if you haven't noticed, the Chinese and the Zorbits bare a frighteningly close resemblance, I’m just saying, use it, don't use it, I’m like whatevs.